It’s been quite a year since experts told us that they needed only 15 days to flatten the economy, er, I mean flatten the curve. Here are the top 15 dumbest and most bizarre recommendations made by government officials, health officials and the media over the last year.

15) No shopping on aisle 3: Remember when Michigan Gov. Gretchen WhitmerGretchen WhitmerAsian Americans are the latest victims of white supremacy All Massachusetts residents will be eligible for vaccine on April 19 Michigan AG charges man with making death threats against Biden, Pelosi and Whitmer MORE (D) mandated that certain areas in stores like Target, Walmart and Costco be closed because she didn’t want shoppers to get nonessential items like plants, furniture and paint? That was awesome.

14) Gone fishing: Gov. Larry Hogan  (R) in Maryland closed all bait shops in his state because apparently fishing somehow spread COVID-19.

13) Swimming too: Washington, D.C., Mayor Muriel BowserMuriel BowserPolitical fireworks fuel DC statehood hearing Why DC should become our 51st state The Hill’s Morning Report – Presented by Facebook – Split screen: Biden sells stimulus; GOP highlights border MORE (D) wasn’t the only one, but all public swimming pools in Washington were closed, despite the fact that being outdoors and getting exercise has proven to be the best way to build your immune system.

12) State-by-state quarantines: Florida Gov. Ron DeSantisRon DeSantisEnemy within: Experts warn US not learning from past pandemic mistakes Trump ramps up activities, asserts power within GOP Trump says GOP has ‘pretty deep bench’ if he doesn’t seek reelection MORE (R) gets credit for opening his state early, but he also should get some blame for starting the state-by-state tit for tat, when he closed Florida’s borders to all travelers from New York. In Washington, D.C., you are still legally required to quarantine for 14 days if you travel to Pennsylvania (but not Virginia or Maryland).

11) Foul ball: In the Northern Virginia Travel baseball league, it was recommended that only players could retrieve foul balls, not spectators. And umpires couldn’t ump from behind the plate, only from behind the mound.

10) Fist-bump preferred: Saint Anthony FauciAnthony FauciThe Hill’s Morning Report – Biden’s next act: Massive infrastructure plan with tax hikes The Memo: Trump battles to stay relevant Overnight Health Care: CDC director warns of ‘avoidable surge’ of COVID-19 amid relaxing precautions | AstraZeneca says COVID-19 vaccine found 79 percent effective in US trial | Trump says Fauci ‘a promoter more than anything’ MORE said that he believed that people should never shake hands again. And forget about hugging or kissing.

9) Don’t rake the sand: Golf courses around the country took away the rakes on sand traps at the recommendation of health officials and told golfers to not touch the pins because somehow a respiratory virus would spread if you touched the flag.

8) Tennis no one: Muriel Bowser took down nets across the city to make certain that people couldn’t enjoy getting outside and playing tennis. And health officials recommended that if you were to play tennis, you should only touch your own tennis balls with your hands, not your opponent’s. Nope, I am not making that up.

7) Playgrounds verboten: Despite all evidence that being outside was good for everybody and that kids don’t spread COVID-19, playgrounds across the country were closed for a good portion of pandemic. That will show the kids and parents to hate the government.

6) Don’t use the toilet: Health experts recommended that the public stop using public bathrooms because COVID-19 magically could get you while you were sitting on the pot.

5) Close the national parks: The federal government closed all national parks at the height of the pandemic, making outdoor recreation impossible, despite overwhelming evidence of the health benefits of being outside.

4) Surf City: Remember when police arrested a surfer for surfing in order to contain the spread? That was epic.

3) Masquerade: Both St. Fauci and Jerome AdamsJerome AdamsFeehery: The top 15 dumb ideas since we took 15 days to stop the spread COVID vaccine: What shot should I give and what shot should you get? The Hill’s Morning Report – Biden argues for legislative patience, urgent action amid crisis MORE, then the surgeon general, advised lustily that wearing masks wasn’t smart and wasn’t effective. They then changed their minds, with Fauci acknowledging that he lied initially about masks to stop everybody from using them. By the end of pandemic, he was telling everybody to wear two masks.

2) Black Lives Matter protests good; Trump rallies bad: Health “experts” all agreed that the mostly peaceful protests that destroyed businesses and lives were good and unlikely to spread the virus, while the Trump campaign events were super-spreading events.

1) Hybrid schools: The No. 1 stupid decision of government experts was promoting the idea of hybrid schools, where half the kids would go to school two days a week while the other learn virtually at home. This has led to all sorts of bizarre outcomes. Teachers teaching from home, while proctors keep an eye on the kids in school. Kids gaming the system to look like they are listening while they are actually playing video games. The silly idea of cohorts, as if the kids aren’t going to interact with one another after school is over.

Hybrid schooling is the worst possible solution. Kids only learn, at best, two days a week. Parents can’t focus on work for more than half the week. Studies now show that hybrid is the worst option when it comes to containing the virus in a community. The best option: Kids in school, five days a week.

Feehery is a partner at EFB Advocacy and blogs at He served as spokesman to former Speaker Dennis HastertJohn (Dennis) Dennis HastertFeehery: The face of left-wing authoritarianism Feehery: What have we learned over the past year since the world stopped because of COVID? Senate holds longest vote in history as Democrats scramble to save relief bill MORE (R-Ill.), as communications director to former Rep. Tom DeLay (R-Texas) when he was majority whip and as a speechwriter to former House Minority Leader Bob Michel (R-Ill.).

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